Henry's right. How do you make a travelogue interesting?You don't. At least, I don't think I can. My creative juices have run dry; but for the sake of remembering the blessings of the day, I'm prepared to relay the tale of Tuesday's travels. Each moment of good fortune was attached to a shard of adversity.
The Good vs. The Not Good
a case study in opposition
a case study in opposition
* Good: I was in the company of kind, friendly people while waiting to board our first flight.
* Not Good: The above mentioned kind people, asked me to watch their belongings while they used the restroom. In addition to watching my own children & carry on items, I was baby sitting the seats and luggage of strangers. Not to mention, I missed out on the opportunity to take my own kids and self to the bathroom before boarding.
* SUPER Good: We scored an extra seat free of charge. Henry was able to stay in his car seat for duration of each fligh.
* Good: Both of my children fell asleep as the plane took flight. This afforded me the opportunity too...
* Not Good: ... leave them in peace as I dismissed myself to the restroom where I proceeded to vomit three times. No, I'm not pregnant. It was not the result of air sickness either. Truth be told, ever since having my gall bladder removed, I suffer from an excess of stomach acid. When I'm extremely nervous and have an empty stomach, I fall victim to intense pain. I have to rid myself of miserable acid and then eat. It's bizarre. Someone please sign me up for the 48 hours medical mystery show.
* Good: We landed early in Atlanta. We had plenty of time to make it to our next gate.
* Not Good: The crew sent my double stroller on ahead to my next plane. This left me with two children, a car seat, two carry-on items and a Baby Bjorn to transport all by myself.
* Good: Per the encouragement of a flight attendant, I hijacked a wheel chair. I placed a car seat bound Henry on the chair and prayed that my verbal commands would be enough to keep Eliza close by and obedient.
* Not Good: Eliza found great pleasure in releasing all of her energy as she sprinted down the busy concourse - full speed.
* Good: We found our gate.
* Not Good: We had two hours to kill.
* Good: There was a family restroom near by that allowed us privacy and accommodated the massive wheelchair.
* Not Good: The first three visits to the restroom, Eliza refused (as in SCREAMED bloody murder when I sat her on the toilet) to use the potty. She was doing "the potty dance" and whimpering out of misery. Still, the stubborn girl refused. I gave her my full permission to "go" in her pull-up. She declined. The violent nature of the airport toilet's automatic flushing system frightened her immensely.
* Good: FINALLY, an hour later, she offers her consent to use the restroom. Eliza and I happily bid farewell to that bathroom.
* Not Good: 10 minutes later, Henry poops. We return, for the 4th time, to the bathroom.
* Good: Henry, Eliza and I find a great place to camp out while we wait. Realizing we haven't needed to use the DVD player yet, I pull it out for Eliza. Henry is afforded the opportunity to crawl. He goes hog wild. The other waiting passengers fall in love with my kids.
* Not Good: (Sniff - sniff) Henry pooped again. We're off to the family bathroom for the 5th time.
The flights passed by quickly thanks to the cinematic magic of the motion picture, Beverly Hills Chihuahua (ha ha). Seriously though, the kids were great. It was the waiting time in between that proved most difficult. As always, it was worth the inconveniences of the day to have the chance to be in Utah. We landed at 10:30 pm. We were literally the last passengers to leave the little airport that night. I laughed as Eliza continually shouted through the nearly deserted airport,
"Peoples! Where ARE you?" I was relieved to see Andrew coming up the escalator and beyond ready to head home.
* Cue the "not good" *
As Andrew and I pull forward in our car to pay the ticketing agent for parking, he turns frantic.
"Where is my ticket?" I watch as he searches the pockets in his jacket and in his pants for a third time.
"Did you check your wallet?" I ask. Without acknowledging my question, he pulls the car closer. It suddenly dawns on him.
"Ah!" he moans in disgust. "I threw it away."
"You what?"
"I picked up miscellaneous pieces of trash from the car and threw them away on my way into the airport. I'm certain that's what happened." I instantly accept that we'll be paying the $12.00 fee to leave the short term parking area. I should know my husband better than to have even hoped that he'd do the same.
After his attempt to sweet talk the money collector into believing his story failed, Andrew reversed our car and returned to the heart of the parking lot. I watched on in disbelief as he sifted through the garbage can. Less than a minute later, he returned to the car... ticket in hand. He was triumphant. And I was thrilled to finally be on the drive home.
* SUPER Good: We scored an extra seat free of charge. Henry was able to stay in his car seat for duration of each fligh.
* Good: Both of my children fell asleep as the plane took flight. This afforded me the opportunity too...
* Not Good: ... leave them in peace as I dismissed myself to the restroom where I proceeded to vomit three times. No, I'm not pregnant. It was not the result of air sickness either. Truth be told, ever since having my gall bladder removed, I suffer from an excess of stomach acid. When I'm extremely nervous and have an empty stomach, I fall victim to intense pain. I have to rid myself of miserable acid and then eat. It's bizarre. Someone please sign me up for the 48 hours medical mystery show.
* Good: We landed early in Atlanta. We had plenty of time to make it to our next gate.
* Not Good: The crew sent my double stroller on ahead to my next plane. This left me with two children, a car seat, two carry-on items and a Baby Bjorn to transport all by myself.
* Good: Per the encouragement of a flight attendant, I hijacked a wheel chair. I placed a car seat bound Henry on the chair and prayed that my verbal commands would be enough to keep Eliza close by and obedient.
* Not Good: Eliza found great pleasure in releasing all of her energy as she sprinted down the busy concourse - full speed.
* Good: We found our gate.
* Not Good: We had two hours to kill.
* Good: There was a family restroom near by that allowed us privacy and accommodated the massive wheelchair.
* Not Good: The first three visits to the restroom, Eliza refused (as in SCREAMED bloody murder when I sat her on the toilet) to use the potty. She was doing "the potty dance" and whimpering out of misery. Still, the stubborn girl refused. I gave her my full permission to "go" in her pull-up. She declined. The violent nature of the airport toilet's automatic flushing system frightened her immensely.
* Good: FINALLY, an hour later, she offers her consent to use the restroom. Eliza and I happily bid farewell to that bathroom.
* Not Good: 10 minutes later, Henry poops. We return, for the 4th time, to the bathroom.
* Good: Henry, Eliza and I find a great place to camp out while we wait. Realizing we haven't needed to use the DVD player yet, I pull it out for Eliza. Henry is afforded the opportunity to crawl. He goes hog wild. The other waiting passengers fall in love with my kids.
* Not Good: (Sniff - sniff) Henry pooped again. We're off to the family bathroom for the 5th time.
The flights passed by quickly thanks to the cinematic magic of the motion picture, Beverly Hills Chihuahua (ha ha). Seriously though, the kids were great. It was the waiting time in between that proved most difficult. As always, it was worth the inconveniences of the day to have the chance to be in Utah. We landed at 10:30 pm. We were literally the last passengers to leave the little airport that night. I laughed as Eliza continually shouted through the nearly deserted airport,
"Peoples! Where ARE you?" I was relieved to see Andrew coming up the escalator and beyond ready to head home.
* Cue the "not good" *
As Andrew and I pull forward in our car to pay the ticketing agent for parking, he turns frantic.
"Where is my ticket?" I watch as he searches the pockets in his jacket and in his pants for a third time.
"Did you check your wallet?" I ask. Without acknowledging my question, he pulls the car closer. It suddenly dawns on him.
"Ah!" he moans in disgust. "I threw it away."
"You what?"
"I picked up miscellaneous pieces of trash from the car and threw them away on my way into the airport. I'm certain that's what happened." I instantly accept that we'll be paying the $12.00 fee to leave the short term parking area. I should know my husband better than to have even hoped that he'd do the same.
After his attempt to sweet talk the money collector into believing his story failed, Andrew reversed our car and returned to the heart of the parking lot. I watched on in disbelief as he sifted through the garbage can. Less than a minute later, he returned to the car... ticket in hand. He was triumphant. And I was thrilled to finally be on the drive home.
It's Picture Time:
Newlyweds Brent & Katie with Cecelia
Jen & Mark with Scott. Their fourth, a boy, will arrive this summer!
The New Yorkers, Liz, Truman & Mark




Thanks to friends and family for stopping by the house, those who droves us legally (and some what illegally - cough, cough KEERSTEN! cough cough!!) and for those who watched my kids. To Laura, Tami & Heidi, I'm sad I didn't snap a picture of us together. Next time!
And Mom, I'm missing you fiercely. It doesn't get easier being away from you and your smile.
Friends
Al dolled us up with a little Mary Kay pampering
Emily kept it up with a hair trim. I'm loving the new layers, Em!
And best of all... The Grandma's we love so muchAnd Mom, I'm missing you fiercely. It doesn't get easier being away from you and your smile.





